I Am Bastard I AM War

Written by Alan Forrest Smith. 

Directed by Nigel Hurvey.

“Call me Bastard!”

The Father leaves a meeting knowing his nineteen-year-old son will soon be sent to war.
The Mother makes a desperate plea to stop what cannot be stopped.
The Son dreams of glory, ready to fight for his country — even if it means certain death.
The Leader calmly discusses the next strategic move.

Four voices. Four perspectives. One war.

Written over a decade ago, the work now feels chillingly prophetic — a warning for both the present and the future. Through the voices of a father, a mother, a son, and a leader, the play explores the embedding of thoughts — the seeds of conflict and unresolved ideas that give rise to the same Bastard.

War is the Bastard. And Bastard is War.

The audience is drawn into an urgent question: Is resolution ever the end — or is it only The End (for now)?

One Night Only — Intimate Setting: Only 80 Seats Available


Experience this raw, immediate theatre up close. Reserve your seats now.

“A Wake-Up Call To A Sleeping Civilisation Built On War”
“A Gritty, Disturbing, Enlightening”
“Masterfully Beautiful”

Presented by The Alan Forrest Smith Literary Foundation as part of the Altrincham Storytelling Festival
In collaboration with: Oyez Arts
Supported by: Master And Man | Arts Council England | Write Your Book Project

Credits:
Writer: Alan Forrest Smith
Director & Creative Producer: Nigel Harvey
Executive Producer: Tamara Forrest-Smith

Content note: Contains themes of war, trauma, and emotional distress. Recommended age: 14+ | Running time: ~60 minutes followed by a panel discussion with the audience.

Price:

£17.00 - £35

Location:

Oyez Art Centre: Altrincham Town Hall

Date & Time:

Saturday 20th June, 2026; 7PM

Age Guidance:

14 +

Additional Info:

  • Limited seats.

  • Seating is allocated on a first-come, first-served basis.

  • The performance is followed by a 30-minute panel discussion with the audience and creative cast.

The Production:

Presented by The Alan Forrest Smith Literary Foundation as part of the Altrincham Storytelling festival.

In collaboration with Oyez Arts

Supported by:

Master And Man

Arts Council England

Write Your Book Project

Writer: Alan Forrest Smith

Director: Nigel Hurvey

Creative Producers:

Nigel Hurvey

Tamara Forrest-Smith

Executive Producer:

Tamara Forrest-Smith

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  • Drinks and snacks are available at the bar, courtesy of Oyez Arts.

  • "A Wake-Up Call To A Sleeping Civilisation Built On War"

  • “A Gritty, Disturbing, Enlightening”

  • “Masterfully Beautiful”