KarmaGotcha
By Alan Forrest Smith | September 22nd, 2009

So when we think bad stuff, it holds us in a grip, when we do bad stuff, we can feel it deep inside, when we plan bad stuff, it’ll come back to get us at some point. Continue reading

NewAgeOldPage
By Alan Forrest Smith | September 14th, 2009

John’s a bit of a hippy. Long dirty hair, old leather sandals, cloth clothing from a sheep on a mountain somewhere proclaimed to be organic. Washes once a week [...] Continue Reading…

GenerVeneration
By Alan Forrest Smith | September 6th, 2009

His skin and lack of facial hair gave his age away. 15 Years old, covered in teenage spots, teeth held together with a brace, hair gelled at least 8 [...] Continue Reading…

BastardBitch!
By Alan Forrest Smith | August 28th, 2009

If a swear word offends you … don’t read this post. If you want your marriage to last forever … read this post.
 
There’s this lady and this man I [...] Continue Reading…

Sense of Maori
By Alan Forrest Smith | August 23rd, 2009

In 1884 the New Zealand Rugby team performed their now globally famous ‘Maori war cry’ or Haka before each of its matches to terrifying.
The during United Kingdom matches later [...] Continue Reading…

DegreeDeception
By Alan Forrest Smith | August 19th, 2009

by Alan Forrest Smith

Karen is a stunning, beautiful, mature 26 years old. Her long waist length hair is thick, black and so shiny it’s almost like a mirror. Her [...] Continue Reading…

Factory DNA
By Alan Forrest Smith | August 14th, 2009

This really is FACTORY DNA on a massive scale.

Who teaches us this stuff and why? The governments, the politicians, the ones running your , our country. They have a meeting somewhere at sometime. The meeting will generally be around the subject of how do we get MR. X in power. How do we keep him in power? How do we then keep the masses happy so as to keep him in power? Continue reading

HypnoVision
By Alan Forrest Smith | August 11th, 2009

 
 
If I gave you a pile of crap that you’d forget in seconds would you give me 15 years of your life?
 
Read every word of this one, it’s very [...] Continue Reading…

Me Myself My Mirror
By Alan Forrest Smith | August 10th, 2009

By Alan Forrest Smith

I took one of my sons into Manchester to get some new clothes. As we walked around we went into different shops looking at lots of [...] Continue Reading…

The SHE of He-Ba
By Alan Forrest Smith | July 31st, 2009

By Alan Forrest Smith.
There’s this guy. He wants to be a ruler, no he wants to rule the world and wants to rule it well. He makes big huge [...] Continue Reading…

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